Epigram For Wall Street (Happy 200th Birthday Edgar Allen Poe)

From the desk of Roy Furr, Monday, 9:29 am

It’s Edgar Allen Poe’s 200th birthday, and instead of going with the typical references to “The Raven” or one of his more-known works, here’s something to tickle your funny bone…

Epigram For Wall Street

I’ll tell you a plan for gaining wealth,
Better than banking, trade or leases —
Take a bank note and fold it up,
And then you will find your money in creases!
This wonderful plan, without danger or loss,
Keeps your cash in your hands, where nothing can trouble it;
And every time that you fold it across,
‘Tis as plain as the light of the day that you double it!

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